ok. so i showed the pictures of kaspar to simon
and got a long period of silence.
"dont you like him?" i asked.
"no." he said. "and what kind of a
baby has antlers, a russian bear hat,
and one black sock?"
"this one" i said. "and hes our SON!"
"how did you find him? he asked.
did you google 'dead baby with antlers,
large russian bear hat wearing one black sock?'
did you call up lots of shops and say
"yeesss.. um.. im looking for a baby..
it should be wearing a black russian
bear hat. i'd also like it to have
antlers.. and if possible.. one black
sock... whats that? no... just one."
"no. i found him on the internet.
will you help me name him?"
"no" he said. "i dont want to
encourage a collection of these things"
i guarantee he will wake up with
our son kaspar heronius twig
smack dab on his chest.
*deardodo* hes only teasing,
he loves it! :)