it has the flavor of a witch!

hey you!
are you a dad oF a witch?
then you need new *WITCHES' DAD* chewing gum!
try our 3 new flavors:
gum!...............cherry!
or navy bluuuuuuue!

or try our original witch flavor!
"it has the flavor of a witch!"

have it on your boat!
share it with your favorite pet!

just open the pack.
dip it in your favorite sauce,
rub it in the crumbs provided,
and chew awayyyyyyyy!

(cue witch cackle)

i SWEAr that was my dream i had
at 7 oclock this morning.. there
was a guy with a weird pack of
gum doing a commercial for
witches' dad chewing gum
"it has the flavor of a witch!"
and it was sooooo funny... i woke
up cracking up so much that i never went
back to sleep. so i practiced my ballet.
which i found sort of even funnier.

you know a few weeks ago
when i said ive been calling it
"ballerina" class instead of ballet
cause i think it sounds funny?

well. yesterday.. when i went
to my class, the girl behind the
desk was like.."which class?"
and i was like "ballerina"...
"oh god i mean ballet!!"
!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
she looked at me like i was
TOTALLy insane.
which.
of course.
i think
i may
just
be.

ps .. on another note...
here are too many pictures
of my little vintage headband
made of old tatting and lace.
i clipped it in the back with
a flower barrette to keep it
staying in one place.
easy huh!?

pps..
i think theres a
fairy in my closet!