Thursday, 18 June 2009

it has the flavor of a witch!





hey you!
are you a dad oF a witch?
then you need new *WITCHES' DAD* chewing gum!
try our 3 new flavors:
gum!...............cherry!
or navy bluuuuuuue!

or try our original witch flavor!
"it has the flavor of a witch!"

have it on your boat!
share it with your favorite pet!

just open the pack.
dip it in your favorite sauce,
rub it in the crumbs provided,
and chew awayyyyyyyy!

(cue witch cackle)

i SWEAr that was my dream i had
at 7 oclock this morning.. there
was a guy with a weird pack of
gum doing a commercial for
witches' dad chewing gum
"it has the flavor of a witch!"
and it was sooooo funny... i woke
up cracking up so much that i never went
back to sleep. so i practiced my ballet.
which i found sort of even funnier.

you know a few weeks ago
when i said ive been calling it
"ballerina" class instead of ballet
cause i think it sounds funny?

well. yesterday.. when i went
to my class, the girl behind the
desk was like.."which class?"
and i was like "ballerina"...
"oh god i mean ballet!!"
!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
she looked at me like i was
TOTALLy insane.
which.
of course.
i think
i may
just
be.

ps .. on another note...
here are too many pictures
of my little vintage headband
made of old tatting and lace.
i clipped it in the back with
a flower barrette to keep it
staying in one place.
easy huh!?

pps..
i think theres a
fairy in my closet!

12 comments:

Charlotte. said...

That is the most darling headband! Absolutely beautiful and magical and pretty and lovely and all sorts of other nice adjectives. And you definately have some strange dreams there. I have strange dreams too... but they're often a little more violent. Hehe =P.

- Charlotte. =].

P.S. I had a good giggle at your ballerina/ballet incident!

Heliotrope Tree House said...

Hi There! Just wanted to say hello to you "personally" and thank you for stopping by and leaving a comment on my blog. I love these headbands. Great idea. Also, I read your profile and it makes me so happy to find someone with such similar tastes. Reading your lists inspired me as well as reminded me of a few other authors and films I adore, too!
Blessings to you...

k.spear said...

What a great dream. That reminds me of the story "Fun with your new head" http://www.miettecast.com/2008/08/01/fun-with-your-new-head/

That Hooligan Girl said...

Your headband is so cute! And, what a crazy dream!

<3

claire montgomerie said...

there is one reason why i wish i still had long curly white blonde hair (mine stopped being curly and blonde when i was about 7)and that is so i could wear headbands just like your beautiful one. I have so many silk ribbons etc that i bought just for that reason and they never seem to look quite right on boyish, gingery hair...or maybe i should try again...! if they work, it will also give me a reason to learn tatting, which i have been wanting to try for ages. do you tatt? x

vintageveggie said...

well if you ever decide to... i'll be your first customer!

Suzannah said...

what a funny dream :L
and lovely post too, i love the heandband <3

Sara said...

You are the cutest!

KnitXcorE said...

what a weird dream.
your photos are a dream!
do you use film?

Jo said...

I am so glad someone else dreams totally wayout of this world too!!
I need a headband...you need to make hose headbands!!! they are gorgeous!!

a mouse said...

thanks loveliest of loveies!
xoxoxo

ps. i use a nikon D60
but most of the time i use my
built in macbook cam cause
im too lazy to get out my
camera! AH terrible! :)

Hopeful Things said...

Wonderful headband,
and you are just precious! :)