hail mary & the pez dispenser

our performance yesterday
was in the cathedral again...
we were the first band on
so when i got on stage i
looked out at the crowd
really serious-like and said:
"the lord be with you"
and they all just froze in terror.

then i said wouldnt it be funny if this was a trick? like
you saw the fliers and came to the chapel for a concert,
but it was really a church service? .. and now you have to stay!
especially you in front..
youd be totally stuck.
they looked so relieved
and laughed so nervously
that i mentioned some
thing about them all
possibly ending up
in hell but they
thought that
was funny
too.

ps
look at lambys face
its so squished up
and funny i love it.